anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
leaf hater
United States
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
racking-leaves
United States
Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
EwwGross
United States
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
overthehorizon
United States
Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire two acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
Anonymous
Little Rock, United States
One man and his lawn
Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML
Anonymous
Hi there!
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
trees
Waupaca, United States
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Top comments
lookatstupid 0
You should cut his wifes grass
mk58 31
Aren't there any noise pollution rules in your area during the night? I live in Ontario, and we'd be fined for doing that.
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Comments (171)
bribearr 6
if it pisses you off so much, stop being on FML and call the cops. :)
HU4L188 0
get a fan or something to block out the noise
Weetart 8
Throw a big rock out your window and hope the lawn mower will catch it and break the damn thing. See...problem solved.
alpha506 4
at least he cut the grass, now stop bitching
jloldude 0
F4G
Roughmeister 0
Time for a little urban terrorism... Bleach anyone?
bellakaykid 6
I'll bet you slept well, huh?
AngelLove251987 0
what an ass. I had neighbor that use to cut hiss grass at 2-4 am as well they prob drunk and bored lol
claudsayssing 0
that's actually illegal...
bpell15 5
there are lots of illegal things that still happen...
Wheredidgrungego 12
So is robbing banks, but people still do it!
bpell15 5
you're trying to tell me that you don't know the most efficient time to cut grass is between the hours of 2-4 am? the grass is most unaware at this time.
wowfmlaccfail 0
thats hott