anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
leaf hater
United States
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
racking-leaves
United States
Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
EwwGross
United States
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
overthehorizon
United States
Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire two acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
Anonymous
Little Rock, United States
One man and his lawn
Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML
Anonymous
Hi there!
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
trees
Waupaca, United States
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Top comments
lookatstupid 0
You should cut his wifes grass
mk58 31
Aren't there any noise pollution rules in your area during the night? I live in Ontario, and we'd be fined for doing that.
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Comments (171)
DudeBTM 8
Good for him.
alexFYL 11
Noise ordinance ftw.
coltsrock37 15
I'm afraid to ask about the backyard lawn...4
coltsrock37 15
without the 4*
cgchamp89 7
Sounds like he doesn't like his neighbor, so maybe he wouldn't mind that alternative...
cgchamp89 7
Oops, was a reply to 21*
Hollywoodgirl79 18
Would you rather have him die of heatstroke because he cut his grass at noon?
Slim2306 10
Yes. Indeed I would. As long as I get my sleep. (although that's highly unlikely to happen here in sunny old England).
tr0llz0r 0
Gotta find creative ways to stay cool when the heat index is over 110.
jloldude 0
yes ass_head
sup_bitch 0
at least he did it
lajaynay 15
Throw a rock at him. it's dark at 2 am and you might knock him out. he was probably high anyways.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
high people don't cut grass he was probably drunk.
LilysTillie 7
You could definitely contact bylaw services. Every city/town I know of in AB, has a bylaw about noise levels at night. (about not mowing the law, too, if that's normally a problem...
lindon555 0
blast music when he stops so he doesn't get any sleep
wriptidez 0
then she wont get any either though
notverysuperdean 9
ouch....
Wheredidgrungego 12
Burning your lawn is faster than cutting it.
RokNRoll11 9
yea but it also ends up with just dirt