Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
Ironic, isn't it?
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Double standards
Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrived home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitched me out, accused me of sleeping around, and grounded me. All this while my brother raged at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML
You OK hon?
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Based
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Caution flag
Today, my husband and son ganged up on me in a game of Mario Kart. I threw the game down and stormed off. The last thing I saw was them high-fiving and yelling "RAGE QUIT" and laughing hysterically. They will both suffer for this. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Domestic
Today, my mom tried to ground me, even though I moved into my own flat to escape her. I told her 'my flat, my rules' so she tried to confiscate my Xbox because 'she’s the boss of me.' The look on her face as the cops took her away was worth the shouting match we’ll have when she makes bail. FML
Mario Kart is serious business
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
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billyboef 10
at least you won the game
lowkeybelieber 7
What a bitch
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Hidebehindarock 19
Moms are always right.
patrickeli 15
At least you were witty
Dilwann 27
I'm so surprised at the amount of people saying moms should deserve unconditional respect, even when he was only joking and she said it first. Respect is earned, and she just lost quite a bit of it.
DoubleDosexo 12
And who did she insult? nobody. it'd be a completely different story if she actually called him a son of a bitch. And calling her a bitch, joking or not wouldn't fly with most women, who have self respect. she didn't need to earn any respect in this situation. he shouldn't have been disrespectful. And if you truly think that way, I feel sorry for you. because whom ever you end up with is probably going to get insulted out of nowhere too. But as you said, respect is earned. good luck keeping anybody in your life.
KnownAsCAJ 11
you dont think a mother earned respect by all those years? But a while ago there was an FML about the guy saying to the stay at home mom she had no life ambitions and everyone chimed in saying "being a mother is lifes best thing" and "its the greatest thing one can do, dont listen to him!" Apparently not because people think its okay to call their mother a bitch. And comments like "she has to earn respect like everyone else." To the rest of the world, where she is just another person yes, but this was his mother. If you dont realize she couldve aborted him, left him in a dumpster or given him up. But no she raised him all those years, fed and clothed him, took care of him all those years. She even spends time with him enough to be playing games with him. How many kids beg for time with their parents. Yes its not right for her to swear to begin with; lead by example after all. But if you dont think she, as his mother hasnt earned his respect, then I feel sorry for you and all those who have to encounter your lack of perspective.
liza1922 7
If it weren't for your mother going through 40 weeks of tolerating being sick, kicked in the ribs, bladder and any other body part you decided to assult. Then suffering through countless hour of unimaginable pain, and end up with changes to her body that last a lifetime, you wouldn't be here. Unconditional respect has already been earned!
BeepBeepSwerve 9
wahh wahh wahh yes because I'm sure being pregnant,those things are to be expected duh!
limabeans101029 21
83- I agree that mothers should be respected unless there's a valid reason for them not to be. But surely you can see how OP's mother very much overreacted? Yes, OP implied that she is a bitch, but he said it in an obviously joking way, right after she'd just called him a "son of a bitch". The word "bitch" can be used jokingly, my boyfriend jokingly calls me a bitch if I put my cold feet on him, and I don't start whining because I know he's joking. This doesn't mean I have a lack of "self respect", it means I have a sense of humour, which clearly OP's mom does not. I mean, grounding him on his birthday for something said jokingly in response to an insult that SHE said? Seems a little harsh to me. 85- Again, I agree mothers should generally be respected but some mothers just don't deserve it. For instance, I don't think cruel and abusive mothers deserve to be respected just because they went through pregnancy
KnownAsCAJ 11
116- Have a kid and see if you still feel the same about that
demonfacee 14
Yeah. I can agree that your mom is a bitch, and a hypocrite.
KnownAsCAJ 11
And she's also part of the reason he exists.
DenverTyrrell 13
Ha ha ha ha! Your a quick thinker and you still win in my eyes
rocker_chick23 27
Your mom has no sense of humor. I would laugh if my kids said that to me.
DaBayst 15
If you used a Blue shell on her YDI
LastSong97 7
Won the battle but you lost the war
Lotex 18
Mario Kart is such an intense game, especially if you play a 1on1 on rainbow road O_O
empbob 20
At least my mom admitted to us growing up that she was a bitch