Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I woke up in a good mood, and I excitedly shared with my mom that I was in a "wonderful mood." Her response was to yell at me because she’s "had it with my fucking sarcasm." She refuses to believe I wasn’t being sarcastic. Day ruined. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my mother made me a delicious meal of gravy, stuffing, mashed and sweet potatoes, and cranberries. Overjoyed, I tried to give her a hug. Instead, I accidentally punched her in the face. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
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Top comments
FrozenMusic 26
How could you love a mother who doesn't even accept your love ):
KILLERZARIC 10
Oooh, that's cold, I feel sorry for you op.
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Comments (94)
Deniika18 12
Umm all I can say is wow! harsh much?
vannahboo6 5
My aunt is like that with her kids all the time
squidward_fail 5
i tried to plat my mom a song on the guitar, and she told me that i suck and when i tried to apologize she told me to go to hell...
Enkeria 30
I hate to be this person, but a parent slapping their child is NOT child abuse. I tried that card on my parents. Didn't work.
Lily_Rain77 25
hitting as a punisment is not abuse, hitting when your kid tells you that they love you is abuse.
ThongWarrior 17
Period?
redstone7693 29
Wtf.... Your mom is an asshole
AllKnowingTurtle 9
Mothers know best....
lilybitch 1
sounds like forreal got bitch slapped...did you get slapped because you were sucking some fat dick or something like a ****** or is it because you smell like a piece of shit ****** @cuntwhore
ihatemymflife 8
WOWWW...What a bitch...?...smh...I'm sorry- that wasn't cool.....?
hoopgrug 5
An overlong ellipsis is not a substitute for punctuation.
Rex_One 4
That's so not cool...