Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I woke up in a good mood, and I excitedly shared with my mom that I was in a "wonderful mood." Her response was to yell at me because she’s "had it with my fucking sarcasm." She refuses to believe I wasn’t being sarcastic. Day ruined. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my mother made me a delicious meal of gravy, stuffing, mashed and sweet potatoes, and cranberries. Overjoyed, I tried to give her a hug. Instead, I accidentally punched her in the face. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
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Top comments
FrozenMusic 26
How could you love a mother who doesn't even accept your love ):
KILLERZARIC 10
Oooh, that's cold, I feel sorry for you op.
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Comments (94)
DenverTyrrell 13
What the hell? That's so cold hearted feel sorry for you :(
2i1337i2iscore 13
That would have been it for me. Out the door and goodbye for a long time. Saying "I love you" and being slapped for it is going to leave a deeper pain than a red hand print.
demonfacee 14
She might just need some space, but it was very rude of her to hit you like that. FYL.
thinblue32 15
You must always be sarcastic if she thinks that haha
bigmammajamma69 4
Sorry :(
InkedGamer 9
slap the bitch back!
Lexipants 21
Yeeeaaaaahhh...so that's never okay ever.
Witchylady 18
What a cold hearted cow. So sorry you have a nasty piece of work for a mother. I hope you are okay.
patrickeli 15
That's not okay your mother sounds like Hitler
bblumenstein 16
Hopefully she'll apologize