Anonymous
Queanbeyan, Australia
Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
Spreading
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Anonymous
Lawrenceville, United States
Freaky family
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
hail
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
XxOx
France
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Top comments
imsosleepy 9
Maybe Maury might be able to help your mom
thefailgurl96 11
That's like my mom.. O.o exactly
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Comments (154)
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
Well, look on the bright side OP, in a few months you'll have a beautiful new baby brother or sister. Your mother has you, and she will have the newborn (and any other siblings you might have). Thats all she really needs.
Dan85 6
I hope your mom is relatively young...
klx125cross 9
So to put it gently.... Your moms a milf..
musicmaniac0099 0
Go ask the mailman. ;)
KingCeltic77 18
Sounds like Sullivan and Son.
TwentyFourXXIV 13
Hooker Baby!!!
kricket5 19
I don't really see how this ***** YOUR life.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well then maybe you should think logically for once.
MrElephant 5
Your mother is a *****.
BrittanyChayanne 14
That's a really shitty thing to say. Just because she doesn't know the father doesn't mean she's a *****. For all we know it was an attack. Ever think of that?
popo6484 3
Ask siri shes always rught
fengminfeifei 4
Your mother is very open
Boob_fml 6
Especially her legs..