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Anonymous Queanbeyan, Australia

Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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imsosleepy 9

Maybe Maury might be able to help your mom

thefailgurl96 11

That's like my mom.. O.o exactly

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gracehi 33

I'm sorry the circumstances of your sibling's conception aren't ideal, but you'll feel better about it when you finally meet them. In the mean time, you should support your mother and not pass judgment on her. I suspect you would expect the same from her if the roles were reversed.

WhisperSoflty 20

Not really... If I were to get pregnant unexpectedly, my mom would be upset, but supportive. That's because I'm still young, and stupid mistakes are bound to be made. But someone who's old enough to have at least one teenage child should be smart enough and mature enough to know better than to sleep around enough to not only be unintentionally pregnant but with someone who she doesn't even remember. I think it's an apples to oranges comparison.

gracehi 33

Sorry, but you never get too old to make mistakes. Parents are people, and people are imperfect.

noisebox 1

Sounds like a super bright future time to abort the mission

Mousie1097 5

Somebody's been sleeping around. Wow... It's hard to believe you'll never know the half in half-sibling.

Pikachu17 13

Oh man, that's just messed up. Imagine talking to your future sibling that was a result of your mom being a *****

Natalle11 6

Do you at least know who your father is?

sunnisummer 4

Hey now, shit happens. Be happy for your momma!

holeyman 8

There's still the coat hanger option...

M3LAKNEE 3

Shit happens. You drink to forget..

eternal7 6

I need a drink. Maybe I can forget this comment. Sorry OP. Maybe you can a proper role model for you new sibling. Not sure you can entrust that role to the person that is supposed to be yours.

theluckyones 10

Yea you can't really forget a pregnancy.. I mean it is a whole 9 months of a baby being inside you and another 18 years of raising this child.. This is a one night stand she will NEVER forget. Yup. This is what happens when your drink to Forget.

bryan788 29

Your mum is leading by example on what happens when you don't use BC and are stupid. She is a good mum for doing pointing this out.

Wtfeezy 5

Your mom must be a hot milf! She getting laid more then you! Cougar alert!

AH1Zviper 15

Way to comfort OP bro. You make a real difference to the rest of the world.