Anonymous
Queanbeyan, Australia
Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
Spreading
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Anonymous
Lawrenceville, United States
Freaky family
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
hail
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
XxOx
France
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Top comments
imsosleepy 9
Maybe Maury might be able to help your mom
thefailgurl96 11
That's like my mom.. O.o exactly
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Comments (154)
yenidewi 11
awww ... that's terrible ...
Sharkitaxrscary 12
All you can do now is pray the baby doesn't look like your ex.
WingedLovely27 20
Dammit, Lori!
viau 13
at least you know who your father is. right?
Autism_Mummy 16
Bahahaha sorry OP but anyone who ***** about and falls pregnant and doesn't know who the father is TOTALLY DESERVES IT!
torrea 19
Unfair to him and the baby.. he is the baby... Do you mean if he don't know his dad it's unfair to him and to his son to be sibling?