Anonymous
Queanbeyan, Australia
Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
Spreading
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Anonymous
Lawrenceville, United States
Freaky family
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
hail
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
XxOx
France
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Top comments
imsosleepy 9
Maybe Maury might be able to help your mom
thefailgurl96 11
That's like my mom.. O.o exactly
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Comments (154)
mrsmaglietta 6
really don't understand how you don't know who your baby's daddy is just think unprotected sex with more than one partner in less than 1 months time you wonder why stds are now everywhere and why most of my taxes pay for your welfare and food stamps gross sorry op but that's just ridiculous
THE_A_TEEN 28
Can't tell what you're clearly talking about due to that long run-on sentence.
carminecris89 13
She sounds like one classy lady.
saaracing 2
As long as you don't become a cousin and sibling at the same time your all good..
slayer8245 4
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KiddNYC1O 22
I'll be tuning in to see your story on Maury, Anonymous.
wubbazugg 5
Hey, you could have a little redheaded bastard running around! Damnit doll anyone!?
GypsyRover 0
I used her backside,so it ain't me!!! Lmao!
dsl1123 8
Yikes, it's a bitch when that happens !
tappm98 22
Wow, your mother sure knows how to set a good example!
fuzzydino321 9
still try and support her its not easy being pregnant