Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML
Today, my potbellied pig ate my neighbor's award-winning flower garden, that she has been growing for almost three years. She'd told me that she was bringing the judges of the competition, in which she was in line to win $300, to her house in two days. I have yet to tell her. FML
Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML
Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML
Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is my guinea pig. FML
Today, I learnt that my guinea pig can shoot poop across the room like a tiny brown torpedo. How did I find this out? It landed in my coffee. It wasn't until after I'd finished my coffee that I noticed it. FML
Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
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carcinogenic 7
Your neighbours sure aren't guinea be happy about this.
droid1126 25
Its replacement time!
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Comments (108)
Yogabbagabba6399 8
You better get to the pet store. Fast.
ashingtondc 3
Does no one feel bad for the little one who could very well be dead?
owencgray 10
i feel very bad for that poor little thing. and i hate guinea pigs.
Simbaby 23
Wow , that sucks. Really wished she would've told you about it.
Fr0gs 15
Not your f*cking problem
Isa_fml 20
Poor piggie. :(
Black_Knight80 13
How is that your fml? It's more of an fml for you're mother.
Yeshua_fml 19
What a horrible death. Your mom sucks. : (
Bekll 31
Poor guinea pig. Being a pet though I would assume the neighbors would call every now and then in those two weeks to make sure everything is fine. With the neglect to check up *and* the mother's irresponsibility I place blame on all involved except OP who knew nothing of the situation until it was too late.
Witchylady 18
Your mom is a moron. And an idiot. How could anyone forget that they accepted the responsibility to look after an animal. I hope your neighbours the police for animal cruelty and she gets arrested for being a moron. As for you OP it's not your fault. I am sure if you knew you would have taken care of the little critter, I hope.
Nicole819 11
that's a bit irresponsible on your moms behalf but you didn't know . you only have 2 options.. find a new ginuea pig asap or tell them the truth, or there's the third option of lying your ass off with some damn good excuses lol your pick OP