Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
Today, while I took my dog out, my mother began to cook, took a Xanax, locked the doors, and passed out. When I managed to get in, I called the paramedics because she was in the smoke for at least an hour. When she became conscious, she blamed me for everything. FML
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
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oslate 4
wow with all do respect mom sounds like a dumbass parent
megajako 0
well...technically u were...technically
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Comments (97)
vbmg152 19
You did the right thing!! It'll be okay!!!
Dancerella_123 0
I had a friend die in a crash cause a lady took sleeping pills and tboned her at a stop sign you did the right thing!
blaze420toke420 0
you're dumb, why would you call the cops on your own mother...? if you stay awake when you take sleeping pills, you just feel ****** up. you wouldn't fall asleep driving.
iStEvO 0
your mother seems like a mess, but your a good person and its really unfair how you have to go through all of that. no offence to you or your mother though. = ] x
hateevryone 15
you was trying to save her. if anything, you should be the one doing the silent treatment.
FrankHotpants 31
You did the right thing, when you're not 100% behind the wheel it's no longer just your problem.
Celestia1982 5
Sounds to me like you needed to have her put on a 72-hour psych hold as a suicide risk. She took "a bunch" of sleeping pills and THEN went driving?!? That's not reckless, that's a suicide attempt.
worldclassrager 41
You did the right thing...but maybe suggesting you drive if this comes up again wouldn't be a bad idea
SailorSolaris 43
I'm just gonna quote a fanfic I read once. "Do the world a favor: push a stupid person."
NEkoiNU 18
Oh well. You did the right thing! :D