Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bullseye
Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML
Thanks mom
Today, I learned that I may have lung cancer. I've never smoked a day in my life but it could be from secondhand smoke exposure from all the years of my mom smoking around me. FML
NOT NOW!
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML
Smoking kills
Today, my grandmother - who has been a heavy smoker for almost forty years, and does not believe in the dangers of smoking - was diagnosed with COPD. Also, I'm now at a greater risk of developing COPD because of her (and my parents, who also smoke). FML
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
Bad Luck Brian
Today, my doctor told me that my lungs are as bad as a 60-year-old heavy smoker's. I'm 19 and I've never touched a cigarette in my life. FML
You hypocrite
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
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hidingout777 0
Second hand smoke.
ThorneCrossed 9
she's going to beat you in that race. not a real race of course, she would be out of breath
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Comments (176)
ThisRandomChild 0
What a truly thoughtful individual >.
PandaPi 0
noes your chance to make your mom super guilty and make her your servant
ashleii2010 0
same story for me bro, she didn't say it to me.. but I always say it, because I know it.
jarrettd 27
where did your mom go to collage haha
MeleMallory 0
Where did you go to COLLEGE? (Notice how I spelled it correctly?)
robchfra 5
She's right.
Vetselm 12
:(
Vetselm 12
:(
Prue_fml 0
Actually, there is no sound evidence, even by science, that second hand smoke effects others. This is a fact :-)
Person1233 13
Go ahead and breathe in the air right next to a smoker for a few years and see how it affects you. I'm sure you won't be breathing any better.
geeksaresexy 18
That's funny because a ton of studies conducted around the world have shown and increased risk of lung cancer in those exposed to second hand smoke. Studies have also shown the incidents of brain tumours in children also increases significantly with higher amount of passive smoking. I have no idea where you got the idea it doesn't harm other people..
Prue_fml 0
I am obtaining a degree in which a study was conducted to see the effects of second hand smoke and there is a 0% chance that what comes out from the ciggarettes burning and what the person exhales from their lungs will effect another human being that isn't smoking the cigarette. Not to say there ARE chemicals that the tobacco company have put in the cigarette which can effect the environment, but there is still NO plausible evidence that "second hand" smoke can kill or cause lung cancer. Get your facts straight love ;-)
geeksaresexy 18
Seriously? Are you a complete retard? The smoke a smoker breathes in is the same smoke that comes off of a lit cigarette and into a room, with me so far? If someone breathes in the smoke in the room they are breathing in the exact same chemicals as the smoker just in lower concentrations, still with me? Do we both agree that smoking is bad for smokers health? If the smoke a non-smoker breathes in is the same smoke a smoker it will still damage their health.. Do you see how that works? I never said it 100% always kills people but it DEFINITELY causes problems.. You said 'there is no sound evidence, even by science, that second hand smoke effects others' when in fact there is literally HUNDREDS of studies providing hard evidence that second had smoke effects others! So actually I think YOU need to get YOUR facts straight love..
Babalu722 3
smackabitch
chynayes 1
she actually is right you could possibly get lung cancer my grandmother passed away from second hand smoke