Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I went to a wake. When my dad picked me up, I was still pretty upset. Just when I'd had enough of death, the car hits a raccoon on the way home. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
You obviously didn't bury your pussy deep enough.
Witchcraft_fml 5
How rotten. I bet your mum will be real torn up by this.
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nazooer 11
L0l pet cemetary
n0lovesongs 0
For some reason, I completely love that you worded it "The local raccoons and strays...." It makes it sound like there's a gang of them that hangs out on corners and smokes pot or something. Excellent mental image.
AllFrackedUp 0
that's what you get for having a cat you ******* retard go **** yourself
scateice 0
Cats are better than dogs.
darkpath 0
thats why you dont make a burial hole only 5 inches deep? more like 3+ feet deep.
cowgirlup09 0
there is a reason for the saying 6 ft under... animals cant smell anything burried below 6 ft.
VraelVhalen 0
#42 you dont need to bury it 6 ft under, you just have to cover with heavy stones or something else that can keep it from being dug up (also if you give it a little coffin or something like that, it will work too)
guy_on_the_couch 0
Lol that's funny! Sorry!
Liam_Vile 5
Dig deeper next time.
vegabright 0
That happened to my family. We buried our dog out in a field. We had a bonfire out there the next week, and some of our friends found her like that. =( Sorry, it sucks.
penisface69 17
that happened to my guinea pig.. =(
thirdplanet 0
haha OP do you happen to live in Lakeland Florida? On the news tonight I saw the same thing, but the raccoons also attacked an old lady quite badly.