Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Actually, she should sue the driver that hit you. They were following you too closely. What if it were a child who ran in the street that made you slam your brakes instead of your idiot mother’s delusions? The driver behind you needs to leave enough space to stop.
MrCT 22
Did she sue you or your insurance company there is a difference.
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Comments (25)
DanielleinDC 34
Actually, the car behind you would be at fault for not following proper distance. But the fact that your mother screamed at you to stop should hopefully be enough to get the case against her dismissed. Heck, you should countersue for damages.
ArtLover 13
What a charming mother...
dwight7476 11
She needs to drop the chargers it was her fault
Mr_Mole 24
My wife does that kind of shit. We’ll be in the car and she’ll all of a sudden go “OH MY GOD” or gasp suddenly and make me think I’m gonna crash and she’s just remembered the forgot to record something on tv.
Bubbilility 27
Parent of the year award goes to OPs mum... Oh sorry, WORST part of the year award.
donb23 23
Can mothers do that? Wow that sounds so harsh, so Savage.
bass_ftp 12
"Today, my mother sued me" That would be enough for a FMLIFE.
amarajai 6
I would never speak to my mother again
Mikemclain6453 11
tell your mom to **** off, it was her fault completely. she should take a lesson from that butt hurting