Today, my mother decided to inform me that she doesn't believe canned food can have an expiry date and that the food is still okay to eat years after the 'supposed' expiry date. She's probably been cooking my dinner with expired food for over 17 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML
Today, I threw out all the food in the freezer that my mom had been keeping since 2013. When she found out, she said, "frozen food doesn't go bad." FML
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mom doesn't believe you can get food poisoning from food that is cooked. She gave us food that had sat out all day/night and then got angry when I said we could get sick. FML
Should be safe… right?
Today, a friend invited me over for dinner. She presented me with a "gourmet" homemade meal. As I started eating, I realized it tasted… off. She looked at me expectantly, so I politely ate it all. Afterwards, she told me it was a new recipe she was trying "tuna casserole" made with canned tuna… which we found out later expired in 2015. FML
Long term commitment
Today, while tidying up my grandmother's fridge, I got to play expiration-date-bingo. The winner was some type of concentrated apple sauce supposed to be used for salad dressings. It expired in 1986. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
This has gone too far
Today, while my mom was out, my family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minutes later with a what seemed like a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML
I have no idea what I'm doing
Today, I'm worried my mother might have the early onset of senility. She started making gumbo, only to lose the plot halfway through, and then began throwing in the ingredients for chili. The result was an inedible mess, and she insisted we've had this for years. Then she tasted it, and yelled, "What the hell is this?" FML
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adrianh1090 12
You've made it this far.
Welshite 40
Canned food is good for a long time after the expiration date. Just sayin'. Manufactures print the "best by" date, but that doesn't mean it's spoiled even months later.
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adrianh1090 12
You've made it this far.
michaelaranda 28
theres a reason there is an export date on food... op probably shouldn't be taking chances
theorist3 7
I was thinking the same thing matey.
bunny911 16
Exactly. Though it probably isn't the best idea to eat canned food that's expired by years, obviously you've had no adverse effects. Where's the problem?
padlockd 9
On the bright side, OP probably has a stomach of steel now.
fsomelife 26
Maybe OP was the subject on which this hypothesis was being tested. Congratulations, you've contributed to science.
Guardian88 21
Exactly, which means its obviously still good to eat after the expiration date
KatieMajestic 17
Boosts your immune system, I guess.
incoherentrmblr 22
Well, when the world ends and you're in the bomb shelter, the food that was stored there is no different than before...
Welshite 40
Canned food is good for a long time after the expiration date. Just sayin'. Manufactures print the "best by" date, but that doesn't mean it's spoiled even months later.
Exhaling 12
But Op said her mom thought YEARS after the date. A lot don't stay edible for that long.
alycion 39
You can tell when you pop the can of it is bad. Often times, before you pop it, as the can tends to warp.
junkman6 22
When I did "crank duty" we opened a can of corn that had a date of 2000 on them in the year 2006. Of course the military does feed it's enlisted men worse than prisons feed inmates. In the end it really doesn't matter, canned food almost never seems to "spoil" unless the can is punctured somehow.
StillUsesMyspace 22
That's what my grandpa said as he fed my sister old canned food. She got food poisoning for a week.
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
22, I think she meant that for 17 years ( perhaps as long as the OP has been alive) her mom has been cooking with expired food, as in her mom has always cooked expired food for her. I don't think she means the food has been expired for over 17 years. In my opinion atleast.
AlaskanG 27
40, reread the fml. I agree that it's fine, but she did say years old.
markusmay16 10
it wasnt food poisoning if it lasted a week.
gunnerysgt 15
There was a couple that on their 70th wedding anniversary ate a can of Campbell's tomato soup together that they got on their wedding day. It wasn't spoiled. Fact from Ripley's Believe it or not 2009-2010 calendar
TwistedCherub1 15
"Food poisoning" is a genetic term for any food-born illness, not all of which are short-suffered. E coli, salmonella, and botchulism can last more than a week. They can be deadly, too. The way to tell if food is bad is by the senses, not the date. A small taste works best, but smelling it is close enough.
B1ackthesun 31
Expiration dates are a legal retirement even on products like honey which has been found in tombs perfectly fine after thousands of years. A lot of people don't realize there are two categories of expiration dates and they are quite different, use by, and best before, use by is on highly perishable items such as meat milk etc and is a good one to stick by (though usually a few extra days won't hurt) best before is found on items that don't perish easily such as canned goods spices, crackers etc. All a best before date means is the company don't guarantee the same level of freshness or quality after this date. Products marked with this unless contaminated in some way are perfectly fine after this date and often will be for years after the date.
KK3137 31
When my grandparents were renovating their old flat that they've lived in for over 40 years and inherited from my grandpa's father, they found a stash of canned food under the bathtub. Of course the cans were all warped because of the heat of the bath, but they were still relatively intact. Apparently my great grandfather had been saving supplies in case of an attack during the second world war and then I guess forgotten about it, so the stash had stayed there since. My grandparents decided to open the cans and noticed that most of them seemes fine, so they ate two as a kind of symbolic "war is over" action, and then threw out the rest. They felt fine, but the next day their neighbour came over and blamed them for his entire family getting sick; he had found the dozens of cans in their trash and decided it's better to eat what's there than to buy new food for his own money. I guess he never stopped to check the date on the cans or wonder why the cans were in the trash in the first place..
Voij 16
93, that's kinda funny, since the neighbour actually committed theft by taking those cans. So, theoretically, your grandparents could've pressed charges, since their trash is legally their property until the agreed-upon partner, the trash truck, takes it over. Not that it'd be neccessary to press charges in this case, though, since the neighbours obviously got their karmic retribution already.
junkman6 22
97 is that a foreign law? Because here in America once the trash is on the curb anyone can go through it.
Goblin182 27
Unless OP's Mom has been buying food within the expiration date and storing it long enough for it to go past the expiration date I doubt she has had very much food that had expired. Stores are usually good about getting those off the shelf. Even then, canned food is still good long after their "best used before" date.
Evolving_Squid 15
For #31: As a young 2Lt who was a little short on discipline, I had lots of opportunity on weekend duty to eat in the Jr. ranks mess (the duty officer has to inspect all the messes). I assure, that in Canada at least, the Jr. ranks get much better food than the officers in terms of quality. Yes, presentation may lack (officers get waiters, ranks get a slop line), and the mess isn't as nicely furnished, but the food is better. It was the highlight of the weekend to eat in the Jr. ranks mess. The reason I came up with for this is that in the officers mess, if the food was shite, someone might right a strongly worded memo. In the Jr. ranks mess, if the food was shite, they'd probably gang up and burn the building down while running the cook out on a rail.
noelykins1 19
Actually 99 it depends on the city where you live. In my city your trash is yours until the garbage man takes it to the dump and it's illegal to take stuff out of it or rummage or even throw your own waste in it. And yes I live in America.
Guardian88 21
Prison food is pretty shitty, i would know from hands on experience as a corrections officer an can confirm what your saying cause i work with retired vets an reservists lol
Exhaling 12
Ah, 40, I re-read it after you replied. I mistook the fml and thought it said the cans were 17 years old. My mistake.
regib 8
#99 actually when the trash is at the curb it is still considered private property until the trash is collected. That is why cops need a search warrant to go through your trash.
Lesyriad 14
actually #175 It depends where you live. Where I live if the trash can is on the curb its considered public property because its on public property. However dumpsters behind stores are still private property because they are on private property.
StillUsesMyspace 22
"Most cases of food poisoning are mild and clear up on their own within 4 - 7 days." Source: Food poisoning | University of Maryland Medical Center http://umm.edu/health/medical/altmed/condition/food-poisoning#ixzz2oO3kiXpO If you thumbed me down because you didn't believe food poisoning lasts a week, I can tell you it lasted a week for my sister. If you thumbed me down because you don't believe canned food really goes bad and to you it's more likely that I'm a liar, well, enjoy your bliss.
josh7279 7
You're not dead... yet.
ashesanddust 8
OP actually proves their mother right by it being this long and them never noticing until now. Unless they've been sick a lot of times and left that out of the fml
domking1315 20
Oh i lost that hambrger meat last October! Well guess this is dinner tonight! Yeah. You're screwed
horneyhic 15
Your screwed just do eating canned hamburger expired or not that not something that should ever come from a can
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
I usually don't take jabs at bad grammar, but wow #54....just wow.
TechFire 25
Please tell me that English is your third language #54
doodlecloud 27
Oh come on, it's hardly the worst I've seen on here and the sentiment is clear. If you really can't figure it out - "You're screwed just from eating canned hamburger - expired or not, that's not something that should ever come from a can."
onlychildFTW 34
54's name explains it all; "horneyhic."
lwonderful 11
Your grammar, #54, is really... Wow horrible
cryssycakesx3 23
they must not have been here long I that's they worst they've seen.
ceji3 13
Manufacturers print a best by date so you buy more
Headcrab 29
no, because it's the law.
AninOnin 24
It's actually just a liability.
FuckingFamily 5
Remember that strange looking milk you had in your cereal last week? You're ******* screwed.
christian2234 15
I guess the expiration date on some of the cans means nothing
Champignon_fml 19
Indeed it doesn't. If it says "best before" that doesn't mean it'll be rotten a day after that date. Or a month. Or even a year. As long as no oxygen touches the food and the packaging stays intact, it shouldn't be possible for the contents to spoil. I know from experience that canned food a year past its "best before" date is still perfectly fine.
Gingerette 8
Oh that's nasty...
HeadlessSparrow 20
I read that in a Cleveland Brown's voice
lwonderful 11
Same, #64!
kpowell0723 3
Yum, penicillin.
amisenho 11
Hey, that's why the peasants had better immune systems than most royalty. The peasants received the rotten fruit, while the royals took the fresh goods. Take THAT, aristocratic society! Microbiology works!
tiernang 21
she has a point. I understand that you dont want to be eating expired food, but it should be good unless something got into it or it was a LONG time after the expiration date.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
I'd call a year a LONG time...