Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
Today, after I took my mom her favourite wine, a card, and an expensive orchid for her conservatory, and also spent all Saturday afternoon with her and took her out for lunch, what did she post on Facebook? Her disappointment that I didn’t spend Mother’s Day with her on Sunday because I was working. FML
Today, I planned a lunch out with my mom for Mother's Day. She seemed excited about it and "couldn't wait!" She never showed up. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
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Top comments
CupidSparrow 0
Mother's Day has always been the worst holiday ever in my family's house. Some moms you just can't win with. I think that if he knew that Mother's Day was the 10th, and she didn't, he probably would have remembered better than she.
stresspuddle 0
Sounds like my mother... Sorry..
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Comments (74)
chroniclurker 0
That second bit was most likely a coverup to save herself embarrassment. I hope you continue through with what you planned to give her, be it card, flowers, dinner, or what have you; regardless of what she says, you are doing the proper thing.
lilkk18 0
THAT IS SOOOOO MY MOM.
bigwaves6000 0
hey dude we're all on the same boat. I told my mother happy mother's day, she didn't even give me a smile. I bought her a gift, she proceeded to tell me I just did it so I could go out with my friends.
Choochii 0
my mum doesn't care about mothers day xD
Luneth101 0
Sorry about your mother, but please don't use proceed that way, it's barely in correct context.
krissytina 6
well you would have forgotten anyways because mothers day is on the 9th..... der!!!!
krissytina 6
it changes every year so this year it was on the 9th
Link5794 18
cookingqueen 4
mothers day Is the 8th... I'm confused.
Bobby64 29
The FML was posted in 2009. >_>
SuperrrmanLuvaa 3
wasn't Mothers Day on the 8th?