Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML
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Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
Today, after I took my mom her favourite wine, a card, and an expensive orchid for her conservatory, and also spent all Saturday afternoon with her and took her out for lunch, what did she post on Facebook? Her disappointment that I didn’t spend Mother’s Day with her on Sunday because I was working. FML
Today, I planned a lunch out with my mom for Mother's Day. She seemed excited about it and "couldn't wait!" She never showed up. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
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Top comments
CupidSparrow 0
Mother's Day has always been the worst holiday ever in my family's house. Some moms you just can't win with. I think that if he knew that Mother's Day was the 10th, and she didn't, he probably would have remembered better than she.
stresspuddle 0
Sounds like my mother... Sorry..
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Comments (74)
kellster 2
Well, have you forgotten in the past?
Phallus_fml 0
Shut up! Mums are always right!
GHEE_fml 0
I love the way things played out. If u got her a gift, she wins. If you try to get her back by not getting her a gift, she'll probably say something like "AHA! I was right! You did forget!" and she wins again rofl!
Jordie210 0
hahaha 33!
Indiana_fml 4
#33 Reference win!
cyxceven 0
...Yes, Mother.
brunions 0
Sounds like my dad.
loveyababe 0
wow this is a suckish fml... if your mom says "you're a bad son" just accept the quick insult and move along.
Zomgnowei 0
Wow, what a bitch.
foreverxalwaysx 0
hahaha. that sucks though :[