Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
Today, after I took my mom her favourite wine, a card, and an expensive orchid for her conservatory, and also spent all Saturday afternoon with her and took her out for lunch, what did she post on Facebook? Her disappointment that I didn’t spend Mother’s Day with her on Sunday because I was working. FML
Today, I planned a lunch out with my mom for Mother's Day. She seemed excited about it and "couldn't wait!" She never showed up. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
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CupidSparrow 0
Mother's Day has always been the worst holiday ever in my family's house. Some moms you just can't win with. I think that if he knew that Mother's Day was the 10th, and she didn't, he probably would have remembered better than she.
stresspuddle 0
Sounds like my mother... Sorry..
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Comments (74)
happinessNmisery 0
hahaha. sounds like my mom. she's just crazy.
Ubruntu 0
Today, my mom proved that she is batsh*t insane. FML
TheNilvarg 0
Murder her.
bombomb 0
13: Go to the main page and control F search for "Proceed" You'll see.
brasileirinha 0
Lol it would've been much better if you ended with "She was right."
jessxoxo28 5
lol!!!! thats so funny! i would be so pissed
S_G_w_k 0
How would u know it was on the 10th if u "were gonna forget anyways"....? AHAHAHA
amykay 0
my mom is like that, you have to be extra nice the week before and after any birthday od holiday or else your ruinning the special day.
akvandervort 21
#24 I just did that and I went through like 10 pages and it only came up an average of one time per page. And actually two pages didn't even have the word proceed at all. So, you guys are weird.
neworleanz9thwd 0
Thats just a mother who knows her son very well...