mc
France
Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
disgusted
United States
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Cogibbt
Canada
Today, my mom found out that paper is made from trees. She read it on a garbage truck. I then had to explain to her how it's made. FML
lanikai610
United States
Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks VapoRub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML
soapgirl
Philippines
Bubbles
Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML
Anonymous
Bakersfield, United States
What? Why?
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Imagino1234
Prince George, Canada
Today, my mother sent off a handmade Christmas wreath I made for my 70-year-old grandmother. It wasn't until after it was sent that we realized the box it was packed in was originally for adult diapers. FML
assassinmaster
Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Immafail
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
luckygirl
Mix up
Today, I have a bad cold, so I've been carrying tissues around with me. I noticed our puppy had pooped on the floor, so I grabbed a napkin and cleaned it up, then threw it away. I then blew my nose with my tissue. Apparently, I threw away my tissue and used the napkin. FML
Top comments
craig0r 2
i'm no scientist, but i'm pretty sure paper is biodegradable... you know... being that's it's made from a plant.
greeneggsnsam 0
how do they...melt...?
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Comments (35)
carmeanna 0
I get it while theywere wiping it melted ewwww
courk94 6
Wth ? lol
Vocal1 0
oh no, maybe youll melt now too. sob, sob, cry, cry.
schvann 2
lol my mom's friend had biodegradable dog poo bags and during the walk to the trash can the bag melted. eww.
upsidedownfools 5
The fact that your quotation marks are French makes me really happy :)
drayloon 50
well that snot very useful.
daemonsparta 16
**** green, go brown