Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees, and her cruise ship fee. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, my husband and I had to cancel our family Disney World trip because my mom stole and gambled away all of our spending money. Our kids are still crying and throwing tantrums and don't understand why we can't afford to go anymore. FML
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superguppy19 3
Damn what a selfish bitch
rainer13 11
Are you really going to put up with that crap?
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Comments (118)
khaytah 0
"broke student." Sorry, but without grammar, it looks weird.
shrdlu 28
You like "fixed student" better? :-)
hateevryone 15
i would go anyway. especially if she taking money from me to help pay for it. smh
Midnite_2raw 5
Were you hiding it in Candy Land?
fallout125 2
While they are away steal their stuff and pawn it
mumbles93 0
This is one of the most awful ones I read. I'm a college student and my mom steals from me too, they don't understand :(
shrdlu 28
WTG #56!
skeezle 0
When your mom is in the Dominican republic, show up randomly and tell her: "I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum." lol.
aFreedom127 9
Hide a bullet vibrator in her luggage and let her try to explain it to airport security.
wittygirl 8
Steal all her valuable stuff and sell it to get back the money she stole. Then put it in a savings account so it earns money back for you. Duh any smart person knows to make money work for you.
NullPointer 20
Well you know what to do. Pawn off some of her stuff, and have parties at your place while she's gone. When she gets back blame it on karma.