Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees, and her cruise ship fee. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, my husband and I had to cancel our family Disney World trip because my mom stole and gambled away all of our spending money. Our kids are still crying and throwing tantrums and don't understand why we can't afford to go anymore. FML
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superguppy19 3
Damn what a selfish bitch
rainer13 11
Are you really going to put up with that crap?
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Comments (118)
traviemojo 0
Merry Christmas
frenchfry564 0
"borrow" from her jewelry box and sell it ;)
sarge3000 1
call the cops say she just went there to smuggle cocaine and that is why your money is gone.
bubo_fml 11
Not much of a 'stash' place if someone knows about it...Also, it's usually understood that U 'hide' money & 'stash' weed...Perhaps your mom pinched some of your 'stash' for a side trip to Jamaica?
natnatkat 8
The dominican republic is the best vacation place ever
sparky42 2
Nope, Costa Rica is way better
mrperson12345 2
Reverse psychology dumb ass
sikmunkee 9
y do need to stash money?you do trust your family right?actually,nevermind
suavesuave 2
Naw u can't go cause your mom wants to cheat and doesn't want u there . Either way she's a bitch
Veratas 9
While she's gone pawn off her stuff to get your money back.
yunilee7 4
She's just getting you back for the 18 years she's had to pay for your things. Lol
DeWane 0
her fault she had to pay for those she got pregnant , and had a child