Today, I was waiting inside the shelter at the bus stop when a lady came up to me and asked if I would mind if she peed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML
Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML
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Top comments
luminos_ 9
Ask her if she minds that you watch her.
shyboy3092 6
At least she was polite.
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Comments (75)
emeraldisle 30
Ask her if she mines you join her.
emeraldisle 30
Edit: *joining
Pleonasm 36
*Minds you could say *minds if you join her.
emeraldisle 30
Wow. That sentence is all kinds of fail. Excuse while I go back to grammar school and learn how to spell.
browneyedgirl52 13
Or tell her that you do mind and hopefully she won't pee.
EvilUndead 9
Grammar Nazi assassins have been dispatched.
Eluveitie 9
51, excuse us if we want our language spoken properly.
sens3sfailing 25
written properly* and technixally there are probably tons of obscure grammar mistakes we are making that only people with doctorates in english would see.
kobelstone23 13
#51, I enjoyed your comment even if It did get down voted.
Eluveitie 9
66, my irony meter just exploded.
DanielleinDC 34
#64 And written. I also prefer "Red Pencil Police" or "Grammar Cop" to "Grammar Nazi". As for you, OP, I feel your pain. My boyfriend told me he was riding a bus from work and that someone actually peed on the bus. The bus passes through a crappy part of town before it hits the area where his office is (which is being gentrified).
luminos_ 9
Ask her if she minds that you watch her.
AssTard 15
That's probally what the old lady wanted.
Redoxx_fml 22
Who says she was old? Maybe she was young...and hot...and down to scissor
AssTard 15
My bad. I just suspected because what young, sane, person does that?
AndOtherDrugs 5
What old, sane person does that?
Meettitan 14
So since when are sanity and age directly related?
Synistiel 14
60- A homeless person maybe?
cartedor 18
Wahahaha
shyboy3092 6
At least she was polite.
laurenlovesjb 20
I don't know... This FML is more sad to me than anything else:(
tacojauns 45
Why of course not madam please do!
iOceanus 18
You forgot your comma rules!
sig4life 18
You forgot; 'here is my jacket for there is no TP.'
Artsygirl90 14
The real question here is: What was your answer?
ICastillo 25
OP never clarified she said no...I'm just saying...
shan88 14
You know the answer was yes!
81808 7
But she asked "do you mind?". So saying "yes" means no, and saying "no" means yes.
Nighthunter 11
Tell her it is ok if she is downwind!
Feared 9
If the wind is against you, urine trouble.
Pleonasm 36
So what's all this about women complaining they can't go everywhere, like us men, eh?
Stalkerloo 11
Isn't that why somebody invented that pee-tube for women, with plastic bag attachment?
Pleonasm 36
Imagine waddling around with that between your legs. It'd probably just look like a very strange way to play croquet.
Cupcake040 17
no you just put it in when you have to pee!!! You don't just keep the thing in your pants.....i haven't heard of one with a bag on it but I've seen one that's a hard plastic and i guess is more like a funnel pointing away from the body
Stalkerloo 11
47- I hope you aren't speaking from experience.
Jiinxx 8
... at least she didn't ask if you'd mind if she pooped. silver lining, op.
tararochelle 18
Isn't it crazy to anyone else how many weirdos there are out there?
Kiki242 19
Do you?
debbster7 18
Not on you, I hope?