Miscellaneous: Today, my mom was talking about my grandma's approaching death....

By Anonymous - 18/10/2015 12:53 - United States

Today, my mom was talking about my grandma's approaching death. When she saw I was getting upset, she gave me a weird look and asked me if I was PMSing. FML

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Sounds like your mom and grandma have some issues between them. That's messed up.

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Clearly she doesn't get death

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Tuesday 20 October 2015 12:35

It shocks me that with social media and Google at hand people don't know what PMSing means.

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