Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child. When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Proportional response
Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Breaking
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Supportive
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
The truth will always come out
Today, my mother, who is 75 years-old, just told me and my sister that we were adopted. I'm 45 years-old and my sister is 49. FML
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soccergurl95 8
And that's when you yell "I WISH YOU NEVER ADOPTED ME TOO, BITCH!"
soccergurl95 8
Technically she's not his mother...
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Comments (209)
swiftstruck 0
what does OP stand for? and that sux btw :/
toqwert 0
at that point I would have walked to the nearest adoption agency and adopted 5 more kids for the bitch...
xNatex01 0
Being adopted isnt so bad, I was adopted and i could care less iff I was or wasnt.. I still consider them my perents.. Honestly my dad is dead and my moms in jail. Im just a 14 year old boy. I have two sisters who are in foster care now.. Nothings wrong with being adopted, this isnt an FML. this is just that fact that your finally finding out.
ts10873 0
Damn...guess nobody wants you.
valdancer99 0
At least your not related to a person who decides to never tell there child that there adopted until ther older.
kristengray 4
O im sorry u had to figure out that way! That sucks!
hotpinkpepsi 6
now she can't say I gave you the gift of sh*ting you out on your birthday
Magnimus 4
It sucks that you had to find out that way; but at least you never knew the difference until know, so deep inside she must love you. Tell her to apologize. That's how I made up with my dad.
bennie226 0
Though times....
shayshay1001 5
Wow harsh!