Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child. When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Proportional response
Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Breaking
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Supportive
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
The truth will always come out
Today, my mother, who is 75 years-old, just told me and my sister that we were adopted. I'm 45 years-old and my sister is 49. FML
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soccergurl95 8
And that's when you yell "I WISH YOU NEVER ADOPTED ME TOO, BITCH!"
soccergurl95 8
Technically she's not his mother...
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Comments (209)
cunningchick 1
Dang cruddy mother I'm sorry r u gunna look for Ur real parents?
Lysergic 0
Well now you know :) What a way to find out
Juventus10 0
Hella mean.
xxxSANAxxx 0
my mom says i was found beside a garbage can, so dw OP :)
choloman 0
the period should be outside the quotations.
Hazamachi 12
What? No it shouldn't.
Masterofkittens 0
I feel like this post is a lie creative and funny but not true but that's alright cause was still entertaining if it is true sorry
SkoomaKi 28
"WELL I WISH YOU DIDN'T!!!!". Best response.
bigggz 0
Ouch! that's cold.
legojud 5
For the record, you are adopted. And that is horrible. (for anyone who doesn't get the reference, it's portal 2, and I'm not trying to be mean)
Raivyn_Grimm 9
Holy shitters, batman! There's a portal 2? ...I feel like my pride as a gamer just got knocked down a few pegs. Thanks for informing me, anyway.
GLaDOS8899 14
Yay for Portal! And Portal 2.... I got a companion cube ice tray for my birthday. I'm so alone.
soldiat_fml 17
That's an awful way to find out. Sorry to hear, OP.