Today, I was officially diagnosed with OCD. My mother's reaction? "That's not possible, she's a fucking slob." FML
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Today, I was formally diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive tendencies. My mom saw this as an excuse to make me clean the whole house top to bottom, because "Hey, you love to clean." FML
Today, I asked my mother if we could test me for OCD, since so many people have suggested to me that I might have it. She smiles at me and says, "No, honey, you're just really really weird." FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Thanks Mom
Today, it was confirmed that I have ADHD and moderate OCD. My mom thinks I do it on purpose to seek attention. I'm shy, and I don't even like people. FML
Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML
Work work work work
Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. My mom's reaction was, I shit you not, to tell me to "walk it off". FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Alexa, play "Catch the Breeze" by Slowdive
Today, my OCD mother got mad because I wouldn't let her turn the fan over my head at a higher speed than low. She's got every other fan going at high speed but not aimed at herself, while I'm trying to work from home without the wind in my face for 8 hours. FML
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Miss_Chevious 37
Am I the only one wondering what kind of OCD you've got?
tygerarmy 35
Your mom was sloppy with her response.
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tygerarmy 35
Your mom was sloppy with her response.
helptheorphans 17
at least OPs mom believes in her!
moodyreallyrocks 27
So sorry OP! Hope you feel better soon..
Tripartita 45
After applying the ointment, it should only be a matter of days before the disorder clears up.
mds9986 24
It's like people rush to get a top comment without even reading half of the FML.
meli1195 31
yea because its soo easy to feel better from ocd.
mattyiscool123 26
Is there something you know that we don't? Come on spit it out!
chriss2015 13
They where probably talking about recovering from their mothers awful response. Not the OCD.
Miss_Chevious 37
Am I the only one wondering what kind of OCD you've got?
whitetiger13131 26
OCD doesn't necessarily mean a neat person, I have it too and my room's a pigsty. It only affects me with patterns.
hplover32 19
Same with me white tiger. I like certain things in certain places. also some people with ocd look at a project a few steps ahead and if it looks like they can't finish the way they want too they just don't even start.
ohSNAPyall 27
People who have OCD don't always have the compulsion to clean. They might feel compulsed to count, follow meaningful routines, etc.
bellydancer82 15
I have OCD, and I usually don't feel like I need to clean everything. But, I do certain things in a specific order every day, always eat the exact same breakfast, count everything, and odd numbers really bother me. So if I leave the house I always turn the doorknob 4x to make sure it's locked. OCD can be a broad spectrum of things, which is why a lot of people annoyingly diagnose themselves with OCD because they have a small quirk. But it doesn't necessarily have to be cleaning and organizing everything.
abraybro 27
Like what others said, OCD doesn't necessarily mean you have cleaning compulsions. I have OCD, but in a form called Pure O, meaning pure obsessional. Long story short, I obsess over my intrusive thoughts pretty much. It's such a debilitating illness.
Avi8r 22
#6, Do you really have OCD? That ONLY affects you with patterns? I hate when people say they have OCD because they're just picky about details, usually it doesn't 'only' affect people with something like that, OCD is an anxiety disorder that usually has at least some type of affect on everyone 24/7.
juliaseizure 7
I have a form of OCD (combined with a few other things) and basically it just means I get really obsessed with people and i hoard everything. I mean everything. One of my walls in covered in receipts that date back to like 2001. So my room looks like a total mess but it's perfectly organized to me.
kirkaygri 18
It's not about cleanliness at all. It's about obsessing over something and not being able to function in life until it's 'correct.' I have to have certain numbers of dishes and silverware. If a plate is broken or a fork thrown away, I obsess over it until I have to go buy new, usually not more than two hours after I find out it happened or I. can't think or sleep. I went through so many dish sets until I bought a set that can be replaced individually. It's weird numbers, too, not like 8 of everything, but 4 of this and 8 of this and 16 of this. I'm finally on a medication that helps me not obsess over it but I still like correct numbers, so it's not perfect, but does allow me to sleep with a broken plate in trash.
AlysiaChanel 16
I dont like odd numbers either lol
Xion0014 20
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inthehidden 16
Ocd makes me do weird things like wash my hands twice every time or wait in my car 10 seconds before turning it on or lock and unlock my door 3 times before I go to bed or count my steps. Stuff like that. It's different for everyone.
cheshireau 26
My room is a mess but my computer and its contents are set out meticulously. I can't have the volume on anything on an odd number. I count when I walk.. It's different to each individual.
Sora_McKain 36
I have to have my dishes set up in my cupboard a certain way. I don't mean that as "oh so and so put this plate where a cup goes" either. Each plate needs to be stacked in a certain order, my cups lined up in a certain order. Same thing with my forks, strangely enough only my forks. I count my steps when I walk, and stairs when climb or descend them. The volume on my tv/computer/radio cannot be on an odd number. I absolutely have to follow the exact same routine every morning (afternoons and evenings can change as much as they'd like but my mornings have to be the same). If any of these things change I become irrationally upset, shaky, I get shortness of breath, sleeplessness, lightheaded, nervousness. It sucks sometimes. Rarely though, I do sometimes get this feeling like I need to clean. Usually when this happens, it's like one thing. Like the kitchen is a mess so I have to clean, sterilize, and sanitize the oven. I would spend hours just getting that one thing to my specification of clean. But like I said, that happens pretty rarely.
AbbotsfordVandal 14
I have OCD for cleanliness, I've been to therapy and it's gotten better but I used to not be able to go 15 minutes without washing my hands
i_live_to_vault 19
It's not a mess, I organize things in my own unique way.
hersheykisses511 18
It's lived in
ChopSuey444 20
I just have a chaotic sense of organization. Yeah it's a mess but I know where stuff is.
False_Stupidity 42
I'm that way too, I call it organised chaos.
beeferjay 34
the apple must not fall far from the tree. if she is unhappy with her parenting skills, she shouldn't take it out on you
Lalala579121 28
OCD has nothing to do with parenting skills.
beeferjay 34
mother is making it seem like it is
Lalala579121 28
No, the mother is making it seem like she has no idea what OCD actually is.
pjsr 33
There are many types of OCD. Germaphobes are not neat freaks nor count syllables of spoken words in their head. It's not very sensitive or supportive of your mom. But... if you're a slob, then YDI.
Suaria 38
How does anyone deserve to OCD? It doesn't matter if the person is messy. OCD will affect anyone.
pjsr 33
Of course she doesn't deserve OCD. The FML was about her mom's reaction. As I said, not very caring or sensitive of her mom, but if a person is called a slob because she's a slob it's only one person's fault.
hoosierholla 17
I could be wrong, but I think the fml is more about the fact that her mom knows nothing about the disorder she was just diagnosed with.
Enslaved 38
Organized chaos?
anarchymaniac 22
Your mother sucks
Tripartita 45
She's got a point, OP. It's also impossible for thin people to have eating disorders. Yep. Totally rational and not at all based on ignorance.
coraline123c 23
Your mom sounds like a ******* snob