Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
need my own place
United States
Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML
SmallTownCutie
Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger, because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML
the only sober one
San Diego, United States
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
ughh
United States
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
nothanks
United States
Understanding
Today, after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms for months, I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML
EgoMoose
United States
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
Anonymous
Thoughts and prayers
Today, my mom sent me to a counselor she knew "through the church" so that I could get some stressors off my chest. Worst idea ever. This "counselor" invalidated everything I had to say and basically told me to pray the issues away, all while completely ignoring me. FML
Anonymous
Mccomb, United States
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
geeb
United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
What the fuck, son?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Amerongen, Netherlands
Ya winning, son?
Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML
Top comments
xXSillyLoveXx 0
Watermellon? I have no sympathy for you. Try a healthier addiction, like rice cocain!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Why? It'd be kind of hard to get fat on watermelon.
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Comments (39)
rocker135 0
that sounds like a serious addiction better call the specialist
green_eggs_and_h 0
Stay strong my friend and eventually you'll be free from the heavy chains of watermelon addiction that bind to your miserable life. I recently broke free from my addiction to honeydew.
foilindo 0
tell the counselor that you hate watermelon. just to see how your mom is going to react!!! lol. I don't think that she'll pay for a second visit!! lol
kduubb 7
she should be happy that your addicted to watermelon & not somethan else..
PeachyJinx 7
I'm probably gonna get dissed for this but w.e lol you're either black or have been in a past life haha i'm jkn but really you couldn't choose pineapples or peaches? Watermelon is nasty D:
RadkeRonnie 3
Are you also addicted to fried chicken and kool-aid?
fuzz97 23
OH LAWDS I LOVE DIS WATERMELON MASSA
HIwaiian 1
lol shes not black huh