Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
Today, I was short on money for bills, so I pulled out my alto saxophone, knowing that no matter how much I loved it, I'd be able pay my rent with the money. As I pulled it out of its case, the neck strap broke and I dropped it, breaking the bell beyond repair. Now I'm poor AND depressed. FML
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet for drug money. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
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Top comments
mitchem 3
well find something else you're good at. apparently you are good at blowing on things..that's a start
emmanizzer 6
You people are so ignorant. Just because you're good at a musical instrument doesn't mean you have a failed social life. Many of the musicians at my school are actually quite popular. People these days....
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Comments (103)
blairebourgeois 2
i hate all trombone players i think u my ex maybe.......…………………..............
doorbellrings 0
keep your head up and find something else to do. she's probably jealous that you are doing something great. show her that that's not going to bring you down and get her some serious help for being so rude to her child.
SovietMaxx 4
That physically hurts me, I play trombone as well
emilyta_fml 0
Well if youre good at trombone, you're good at ********.
Uraziel 5
U have no life. Period.
TallMist 32
Says the person insulting anonymous people that they'll probably never even meet at all in real life.
hoSSome 5
So u play the trombone.. So your a tromboner? ;)
Ninjasaurus18 9
Sel what your mom loves most. Like perhaps her wedding ring (if she's married), or her red ****-me heels, seeing as how she sounds like she'd do anything for money.
CrazyManNo9 29
That's sad and I hope she has a very good reason. Have you tried joining a club or a church because you need people?
MissSarcasm01 18
Well, no offense, but your mom is an ass. A real big ass. Sell her favorite thing as payback. Actually, let your mom take offense.
Weiss_Schnee 14
This is when you use your words and say 'no'. I mean I know I'm commenting way too late but when you made this post you said 'selling' implying that it's yet to be sold. So say no and explain why you don't want them to. If that didn't work make their life hell.