Today, my mom told me that she was selling my favorite thing in the world, my trombone. The only thing that I'm good at is the trombone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
Today, I was short on money for bills, so I pulled out my alto saxophone, knowing that no matter how much I loved it, I'd be able pay my rent with the money. As I pulled it out of its case, the neck strap broke and I dropped it, breaking the bell beyond repair. Now I'm poor AND depressed. FML
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet for drug money. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
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Top comments
mitchem 3
well find something else you're good at. apparently you are good at blowing on things..that's a start
emmanizzer 6
You people are so ignorant. Just because you're good at a musical instrument doesn't mean you have a failed social life. Many of the musicians at my school are actually quite popular. People these days....
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Comments (103)
whoopsiemolly 4
if my dad tried to sell my piccolo I'd murder him. then again I did pay for it. :/ try to hide it!!!
varkey 7
that sucks... there's absolutely no way you can convince her otherwise? FYL
krystalclear59 0
trombone playas 4 eva (:
elilaigm 0
You can have mine. Seriously. I haven't played in over three yrs.
Grungeisded 0
Uh, here's an idea. Don't let her. Problem solved.
ifmlftw 0
pick up a videogame
MistyLazuli 0
Hide it at ur friends place before she has a chance. Tell her u gave it to some poor kid & ud rather do that than have her make u hate her.
sublime420 11
Unless you're in a ska band, nothing about you is cool
KazuTrumpet1512 21
I feel bad. A fellow brass palyer is suffering. Your mom is a jerk.
blairebourgeois 2
you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!