Today, my mom thought the best way to stop me from taking people to my room was by changing my wallpaper into a nursery-themed one. Now I get to see bunnies, letter blocks and teddy bears all day long. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
Today, my mom told me to stop using my phone and talk to them, but whenever I do that, they just end up yelling at me and telling me to go to my room. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, I was doing homework in the living room when my mom came in and started blasting music and cleaning. When I asked if she could turn it off so I could study, she bitched at me about "My house, my rules." She also has a rule that we can’t do homework in our rooms because of too many distractions. FML
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spikewing 10
She's obviously getting ready for the possible baby!
Welshite 40
It's okay. Wear your diapers and suck on your pacifier like a good little OP. Just wait until you can use the potty like a big kid!
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Comments (55)
Beautymarked 12
Awwwe, how adorable. I'd kill my mother with my blankie.
Danishduckling 20
so... it worked?
graphite01 15
Just tell that to a psychologist and they'll want to have a looong chat with your mom. in the meantime, a couple of cans of spray paint will solve that problem in a day.
sNOOBie_fml 24
Get a bucket of paint and cover it, if you don't like it. Then talk to your mother, because it seems like it is needed, since she changed your wallpaper without consulting you first. Maybe she's lonely or worried you and your friends are doing weird or bad stuff?
LyricaSilvan 30
Hardcore parenting. I respect it, even though it IS going a little bit overboard. Maybe you should talk to her about it and see if there's some kind of compromise you two can agree on.
SteveDudleyUK 10
All the more reason to have the light turned off if you take in a member of the opposite sex. When your mom knows your doing that you might get your room redecorated again. Then again if your mom is about to redecorate you can get your own back by saying leave it as it would be perfect as a nursery when the little one arrives.
sparkledoge 29
That's so weird... If your mom just doesn't want you having sex or something she could just tell you to leave the door open while you have someone over, that would work better than changing the wall paper. Plus i know many people who certainly wouldn't mind the wallpaper anyway.
ohsnapword 21
I would think that OP and their mother already had that conversation. I'd wager it was ineffective.
holly_fly 34
I dunno... If I walked into a guys room and it was decorated like a nursery, I would be a little freaked out. Same if it was plain white and nothing but a bed and a nightstand O.O
Slavgaard 16
one word: Posters lots and lots of.. Posters
ohsnapword 21
Your mom deserves a medal.