Today, my mom thought the best way to stop me from taking people to my room was by changing my wallpaper into a nursery-themed one. Now I get to see bunnies, letter blocks and teddy bears all day long. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
Today, my mom told me to stop using my phone and talk to them, but whenever I do that, they just end up yelling at me and telling me to go to my room. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, I was doing homework in the living room when my mom came in and started blasting music and cleaning. When I asked if she could turn it off so I could study, she bitched at me about "My house, my rules." She also has a rule that we can’t do homework in our rooms because of too many distractions. FML
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spikewing 10
She's obviously getting ready for the possible baby!
Welshite 40
It's okay. Wear your diapers and suck on your pacifier like a good little OP. Just wait until you can use the potty like a big kid!
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anonymoususer070 17
I guess it depends how old you are and if it's boys you're taking in. My parents didn't let us have boys in our room until we were 16 and had to keep the door open. If you're 18 maybe it's time to find your own place? or maybe she just wants to spend time with you OP.
TheMathMajor 26
My parents wouldn't allow us to have boys in our rooms EVER, even with the door opened and no matter how old we were. I don't think that's really the right way to go about it, but it happens.
anonymoususer070 17
TheMathMajor- Letting us have them in our rooms with the door wide open wasn't the way? I suppose not for some but my parents were extremely open to letting us do what we please (we knew our boundaries without being told) that we didn't do anything we shouldn't have for the most part, they gave us so much freedom we chose not to do the wrong things. So for some it does, some it doesn't. I understand everyone is different.
Nyattack 14
I suspect the term "people" was used specifically to refer to boys and girls alike. Little hint : not everybody's straight !
anonymoususer070 17
@50 Obviously people don't have to be straight, doesn't mean my mind jumps straight to that so the majority(from where I'm from) at that young of age as she sounds is usually still straight or act as though. But, also I mentioned her mom may want to see her more considering she said PEOPLE, meaning she has girls up there too.
catdog414 11
Well, she did accomplish her goal at least
courtzzz23 17
keep bringing people in to your room and you'll need that wallpaper for a nursery
passiefire 2
perfect if you are into littlespace
devans00 14
OP, you could always move out.
purplepong 14
How many people have you took to your room?
nanner6206 24
"taken" honey. it's "taken".
pandalover69 26
Please tell me you're quoting a certain video game at the end of your post.
GuiltyEren 11
Sorry it's not what you like, OP. Personally I'd love that! Lately I've been getting into the Melanie Martinez aesthetic.
aelarol 5
Genius............
amsterdamgirl 20
Agreed.
Lazureneku777 13
so you too live in Illinois and have a mother that hates you? :/