Today, my mom thought the best way to stop me from taking people to my room was by changing my wallpaper into a nursery-themed one. Now I get to see bunnies, letter blocks and teddy bears all day long. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
Today, my mom told me to stop using my phone and talk to them, but whenever I do that, they just end up yelling at me and telling me to go to my room. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, I was doing homework in the living room when my mom came in and started blasting music and cleaning. When I asked if she could turn it off so I could study, she bitched at me about "My house, my rules." She also has a rule that we can’t do homework in our rooms because of too many distractions. FML
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spikewing 10
She's obviously getting ready for the possible baby!
Welshite 40
It's okay. Wear your diapers and suck on your pacifier like a good little OP. Just wait until you can use the potty like a big kid!
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Comments (55)
rldostie 19
Parent win
ThatTallChick508 7
I mean if it's her house, she can do whatever she wants and you sort of have to respect it or move out
1998rules13 3
Maybe try leaving the house
MSCCG 16
Did it work?
srich83 5
Thats actually pretty freaking ingenious.
swenny_xoxo 18
Melanie Martinez inspired room maybe?
robthegray 3
just take down all your wallpaper and install a lock on your door
JETarchitect 32
now that's a creative mom who's thinking! lol sorry to hear that op, you could buy some paint and paint over it, or put up a ton of posters
cookieees42 2
Lucky I wish my room looked like that.