Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, unlike what you may have joked about with your friends, I actually did meet people who told me to "take a hit or we'll beat the shit out of you." I got picked up by my mom 20 minutes later like planned. When my mom noticed I was high, she grounded me for the "rest of high school." FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, I wasn’t hungover at work for a change, after quitting heavy drinking of 10+ years. My boss accused me of being “high as a kite on drugs”, because I was “suspiciously chirpy.” FML
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mrghdfy76 8
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE WOAAAAHOHOH
OfficialJSmooth 8
Flying high... Grounded... See what he did there?
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DayThought91275 3
I had a similiar story. My dad accused me of smoking crack because I had a can of red bull and I my pupils were large. They always assume the worst... ehh?
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
67- how does that make you feel?
patrickalamo 48
Random drug test the sell them at the drug stores.
FeMaLes 4
How would it be random then?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Op: I am very special cause there's only one of me! Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me! Op's parents: are you high? Op: I am happy, I am special, I am not in need. Welcome to my happy place, now get your shit and leave! Op's parents: Ah, thats the spirit!
AClassActx3 7
Hate when that happens! *snaps* -.-
AClassActx3 7
Why be so uptight cause they encouraged a psychologist! Its IF needed. Get your panties out a bunch. OP, pay your parents no mind & keep your good mood if you can :)
laurenlovesjb 20
I know it's annoying and it probably ruined your good mood, but keep in mind your mom loves you and doesn't want you to become a druggie:) If she insists upon it, sit her down for a talk, she'll understand if she loves you like I think she does:)
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Happiness: the new drug.
rdw1986 3
"my mom" and "grounded" definitely means you are too young to understand FML! Good thing you're not grounded tho, mommy might have took away your wifi.
Schiffy 18
He could be 17, a senior in high school, and still living under his parents' rules. Never thought of that, now did you?
Kinder93_fml 3
I lived with my parents right up until I was 18, when I went off to University. While I lived there I was under my parents rule, and it was possible to get grounded. Heck even now I come and live at home over the summer and other breaks, and I'm almost 20 now. Just because someone mentions their mother or father doesn't mean they MUST be a child. I think in reality you just wanted to feel better than someone else.
wowthatissad 9
That's happened to me before. Sorry op