Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML
Today, my mom started fundraising and selling things on eBay. At first I was happy because I thought she was finally going to help me pay my college tuition. Turns out she's planning on raising money to get our dog a new friend because she's "lonely." FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML
Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML
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kharyll_1 0
Well, you mom could be in pain, or just crazy.
DocBastard 40
If your mother's seance leader was very short and disappeared without a trace, there would be a small medium at large.
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Comments (131)
lookingforlovee 0
Pets can become closer to you than any person possible could. A dog loves you no matter what and you can tell it anything. But still throwing away your college savings is extreme. Maybe try talking to your mom about and see if she needs some help from you. She must be in a lot of pain so try and be gentle with her even though you are upset with her.
kookysoc 11
LMAOOO!!!!! Thats hilarious! So true
Killer_fel 15
Medium: Wait! i feel something! Mom: What is it? Medium: Spot says "Give the nice medium more money". Mom: What ever you want, Spot!
iloveursister 4
please stop commenting, or I'll have a fanny attack and cry about it!
THE_A_TEEN 28
#24, only the FML Moderators have that power, not some little punk-ass shit like you. Since noor is hilarious and popular with so many people, she's staying.
supermattyboy 0
uMaD BRO huh ARE YOU ?????! grrr u just been blasted!!!!!
JBrundog 1
Maybe you should have her watch the medium episode of Bullshit with Penn&Teller. She'll never waste her money again after that.
derkster 6
"Medium" lol
iloveursister 4
im so blasted right now....yea u got it right
angelinaanimerg 7
Even if this medium could channel spirits... wtf would the dog even say -.-