Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I accidentally hit my dad in the eye with our dead dog's squeaky toy. He cried. FML
Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML
Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML
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dweeds508 24
Just tell her of what you saw
cristy91 33
Chances are the dog hasn't learned his mistake, so just wait till that pesky cat passes by and take out your phone. The video should be solid proof as well as a possible YouTube sensation.
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Comments (58)
MidnaLink 35
Maybe you shouldn't have laughed… and opened a door.
TogeBara 12
You assholes saying "YDI" are full of crap. What would you do? Let the dog out on the cat? Release the dog onto the cat so the dog feels better, but then what about the cat? How do you know that this dog won't run away? Dogs should be kept in enclosures or trained not to chase or leave a set territory. If you let your dog leave your yard without supervision you are a bad pet owner and don't deserve a pet.
Shyboy333 10
Getting accused for doing something you didn't is the worst.
Bryanb1306 13
Why is this a FML? How's your life ****** because of this? There are worse things in the world. People are so sensitive these days.
FRUITFUCKED 9
Next time distract the dog with a treat or something. Get a sticker for your door. And don't watch as an animal hurts itself. Negligence is abuse.
TogeBara 12
actually negligence is only abuse when it comes to children (from a lawful standpoint)
Jarl_the_Elite 27
I hate misunderstandings
Baller_Bob 17
This is hilarious