Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I accidentally hit my dad in the eye with our dead dog's squeaky toy. He cried. FML
Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML
Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML
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dweeds508 24
Just tell her of what you saw
cristy91 33
Chances are the dog hasn't learned his mistake, so just wait till that pesky cat passes by and take out your phone. The video should be solid proof as well as a possible YouTube sensation.
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Comments (58)
HeartOfLead 24
Tell her the window beat you to it.
XxcaitanatorXx 12
dogs what are you.going to do with
fml1365 30
What?
brewmasterg 34
Generally the period goes at.the end of the statement
BradTheBrony 19
u wot m8
TheModernPatriot 14
Tell he what happend, of she don't believe you, oh well she'll get over it.
Quiltme00 18
If she doesn't belive you kill the dog the say do you belive me now
chinchilla417 12
Should have recorded it
akaiberry 15
That sucks, your own mum thinking you'd beat up her dog. Maybe try and counter your negative reputation by playing with the dog or giving it some treats?
NakedPixels 15
Sounds like OP has a history
fml1365 30
A animal being silly/stupid never gets old!
brewmasterg 34
My housemate's dog did this except he broke the window with his excitement. I was outside with my cat and clearly he was upset he wasn't invited. Fortunately no damages have occurred except to the dog's machismo and the way your mum feels about you. That's a big leap to go from nothing to 'you beat the dog'.
crazytwinsmom 25
My dog went through a window to get to the cat on the inside. He needed a few stitches on the back of his front leg. The cat was fine.