Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I accidentally hit my dad in the eye with our dead dog's squeaky toy. He cried. FML
Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML
Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML
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dweeds508 24
Just tell her of what you saw
cristy91 33
Chances are the dog hasn't learned his mistake, so just wait till that pesky cat passes by and take out your phone. The video should be solid proof as well as a possible YouTube sensation.
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Comments (58)
ShadowWolfoxImp 18
I chuckled, not cause the doggie got hurt... but cause I know what it's like, to have a dog that wants to at an animal no matter what. My dog was once riding in my car and started barking at a dog in the rear view mirror (not joking), end kept hitting his nose on the window though. And OP, take heart... dogs who are beaten aren't submissive the first time. They attack back most of the time. And hey... as long as the dog is okay and not hurt badly, laugh if you want, which you did.
Enslaved 38
"Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothin' but the dog in me" Poor poor "Atomic Dog" just can't help it. :P
leannez 21
I've witnessed my two dogs do the same. And the cats are my own. But when the cats are inside, the dogs will go to extreme lengths to walk around them.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Glad my dog isn't like this. All she does is bark at other dogs from our backyard. Anyways OP explain the situation to your mom
iLizeth 14
At least we know the OP wasn't the one who let the dogs out.
rozsrredd 16
I think you and your mom might want to work on building up some trust. Even if you love the dog, you still laugh when it does something stupid!
skyeyez9 25
That had to be a pitiful sight. Poor dog. I hope you at least went over there and pet him? Or did you just continue to laugh instead?
PurpleDrankkx 7
Ydi dickwad for not helping him
kevykevv 10
ahhh hah ha ha your life sucks
TechFire 25
They should make a button for that.
musikchik 6
Who the hell invited moon moon??