Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
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Top comments
tigerkyle92 0
isn't that what chat roulette is all about?
roslene 0
someone was getting cocky...
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YDI__Bitch 0
that flat out sucks... if you're a girl then she thinks you're addicted to **** and if you're are a guy she thinks that you're gay
N3v43h 0
I understand the pinch. It was Russian roulette showing the site. Either you get lucky, or you're just as screwed, likely less so. I heard of it on NPR. That could offset it. ;)
alwaysartistic 0
your mom thinking that you're online gambling is probably better than her thinking that you watch constant ****.
Alexhandr 0
Looks like you got yourself into a real dicky situation.
alwaysartistic 0
lolololol
lmaoatall 6
as far as the eye could see! I just got a mental image of a field of softly flowing wangs, gently waving in the breeze. it's so peaceful here....
Alexhandr 0
That's not peaceful to me. Sounds like hell. o_o
MuffyStJacques 0
I yell at people in Russian on chatroulette, even dicks.
DaveDave7 3
I see parental controls on your computer in your future
ghashlycrumbs 8
That's why it's also known as dickroulette.
robdizzy 1
that sucks
incrediblekarma 3
If it literally "cocks for as far as the eye could see" I'm kind of in awe of the person that put the effort in to make that happen. I wonder if they went to school for that.
bjulie1998 5
I THINK I LOVE YOU! Just kidding, I only love the profile picture.