Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
Today, it's been a little while since I found out that my parents are getting a divorce. They'd been married for 25 years and my father got bored and lost feelings. My mother is crying and howling on the bathroom floor right now. It has happened before, but since it was in our upstairs bathroom, I could open the door with a knife. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
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Top comments
aFatFuck 0
She's kind of a bitch
hoonyer 17
Shes gonna milk him for all hes got
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Comments (76)
phatdaddy62 23
I'm a divorce lawyer. This shit happens every freakin' day!
gofferurself 10
no, don't go along with her plan, be honest and loyal to your family, not the evil bitch.
santel_fml 8
What a bitch
Jasonf6 0
Tell him. And does she even realize how divorces work?
loserman67 36
I think the best renovation you could do is to A: tell your dad what's going on then B: help him as he throws all her shit out of the house then C: say, "You'll always be my mother but I cannot live with a lying scheming bitch". D: find some nice guy to bring home and bang to forget your troubles. Problems solved! :)
BloodyMary666 24
Why does she pull u in her mess? What an unconsiderate b*tch.
snoopyF 9
wow...what a bitch
pongdadong 6
That's every woman for you. While my friend was deployed his wife lost all this weight and divorced him a month before he got back. Then they were supposed to work it out and he bought her a brand new mini Cooper S now he just got served with child support papers....WTF?
ikickgingers 15
Every woman ? Hmm
Harlequin073 6
If you have a soul at all tell him and beware of her
goneblue 3
Hows that YOUR fml? Should be his. And I would click " you deserved it" he married her