Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML
Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, I deleted a load of junk that was messing up my mother's computer. I don't know how I'm going to tell her I accidentally wiped out all of her wedding photos. FML
Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML
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Lizo_fml 0
send em and i'll be the judge of that
THE_A_TEEN 28
You sound like a bitch.
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Comments (23)
ah_haha 0
is your mum Madonna??
MetallicaRules19 4
brisbane ftw i live in logan lol
jim_witness 0
Is your mom Danielle Steele??
Lizo_fml 0
send em and i'll be the judge of that
myfruitloop 0
pics or it didn't happen?
xTiDWoPx 0
Attractive
paleknight47 0
Haha I would throw up excessivly if... Ugh I can't even... Imagine and I really don't want to LOL
happygoluckyhh 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Get over it. Your jealous she's proactive and your not.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You sound like a bitch.
IconicFML 9
Well first off, OP was stating her mom was being "provocative" not "proactive"..…
idoc300 11
You're*
KonM4N4Life 0
Ewww on so many levels..
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
holy sh!t. I feel SO bad for you!
GodOfBeer 5
share em!
spaghetti542 0
Pics or it DIDNT HAPPEN!!! (had to say it)
Madelinexo 6
WTF is wrong with you?