Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teaching my grandma how to use her new tablet. After explaining and setting everything up, I left her alone to check her email. When I came back, she'd somehow "mistakenly" sent an email to our entire family with the subject line "Help! My grandson thinks I'm a dipshit and has kidnapped me!" FML
Today, my grandmother has been complaining that I spend too much on food, so I started cooking food from scratch. I happily showed her my recipe book and encouraged her to try a few. She then mocked me for wasting time by not buying frozen food. FML
Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
Today, my 84-year-old grandmother taught me a keyboard shortcut. FML
Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML
Today, I asked my son to show his grandma how to do some basic stuff on the computer. He said no way, he knows how long it takes old people to grasp computers. I jokingly threatened to ground him for 6 months unless he did it. He took the 6 months without hesitating. FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
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pandamimo 5
Grandma don't take none of your shit
lexiieeex3 32
Well now ya know not to sass grandma.
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lexiieeex3 32
Well now ya know not to sass grandma.
pandamimo 5
Grandma don't take none of your shit
skye147 20
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Damn. Your grandma has sass.
TheCookieComet 23
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And you have an ass
Mermaidhead 13
the sloth strikes again
skye147 20
Uhhm..?
skye147 20
Thanks dude. Didn't see this until today.
fabcade 14
How was this negative you said almost the same thing as the two before you.
HighasaCloud 46
That's exactly why; it's lacking originality.
XxDanno316xX 27
I bet my grandma would do the same. Gotta show some respect.
ETwilleatyou 11
Let her figure it out on her own then. Better luck next time, OP
TheLadyOpal 30
I'd have walked away at that point. It's disgusting that people think they can get away with that type of behavior just because they're old.
kylieh72 25
She likely felt disrespected by the op's joke, and while the slap may have been a little overboard it probably wasn't very painful or entirely unwarranted.
TheLadyOpal 30
Who are you to say it didn't hurt? I'd have felt like shit if my grandma slapped me over a joke I made.
AllSoul 23
Well then don't make her feel like shit and she won't make you feel like shit. Everyone's happy.
Justkidding100 41
why does this have so many down votes? they're literally correct Grandma should not abuse her grandkids period. my mom did that she would never see me again.
feven 32
Did you also remind her computer viruses aren't contagious?
ohSNAPyall 27
They're contagious to other computers.
SMHsohard 22
And since he lives to tell the tale, I'm guessing no, he didn't .
HappyItalian 38
Never **** with old people.
PePziNL 20
Litterally or not; advice duly noted, thank you.
cari_cat 19
It looks like you mistook your grandma for one of those sweet clueless old people and she let you know she's not
iwanttogotoparis 26
So true though lol