Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's mom doesn't wear pyjamas when I got up to go get a glass of water in the middle of the night, at the same time she did. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my mom had me arrested in the most humiliating way ever, in my nightgown, with no bra. She pushed me out her vagina, and now her life. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend on my parents' bed naked, just to wake up to find out she got her period, on fresh, new sheets they bought the other day. As I finished scrubbing it and cleaning, she accidentally left a burning cigarette on the sheets so now it has a burn hole too. FML
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crazyjack 0
Tape a note on her special spot that says 'succesfully covered up'
tick_tock 0
That is nasty! Bleh, I went on a trip with my aunt and uncle once and they shared a bed while they were naked. It was awful. I didn't see anything, but I knew.
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Comments (192)
Chompy96 0
MYTH: Your mom sleeps with underwear. I guess that myth is BUSTED. ;]
Autumnatic 0
I agree with 47, for just ONE NIGHT she could have worn them, knowing she was in the same room. I disagree with 70, YES TELL HER. embarass the shit out of her please so she doesn't do it again. Huge FYL regardless of gender. also, omgawd what is with so many people saying they would have screwed, fingered, licked, etc their own mom's stuff? that's seriously seriously sick. please see a therapist.
itsgen 16
ewww omg what is it with moms and sleeping with outt undies! my mom doesnt sleep with them too and i hate it uggh i feel for you
rokkdizzie 0
aha FYL my parents dont wear undies when they sleep too BOTH of them...
Nikytini_luv 0
Sexy...
StopBeingADouche 0
Why would she pull up her nightgown? That's disgusting
whatshorts 0
#55 I was thinking that was the saddest part of the whole thing. Honestly, it's not that bad.
huggielious 0
HAHAHA
rachella5 0
Thats nothing. My mum walks around the house naked all the time. Sometimes vaccums naked. Its horrible wen she bends over. Then she thinks its funny so she purposely flashes me.
pikL3bOi 0
RUAGUY?!? If u r thn IF she's ur mom or not... long as she's not fat