Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML
Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML
Today, while hiking, my dad decided we should take the beeline trail down the mountain to save time. When we got to the bottom of the mountain, we discovered we were on the wrong side. We had to hike 13 extra miles to go around the mountain to get back to our car. FML
Today, I went on a hike with friends, but as I'm the worst outdoorsperson because I rarely venture outside of the city, I ended up getting lost in some woods after straying from our group. I ended up having to call 911 to be rescued. My friends will absolutely not let me live this ordeal down. FML
Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML
Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going hiking with a couple of friends and wouldn't be back for four or more hours. Not even two hours later, she called the cops and reported us as missing. She didn't realize that we wouldn't have service up the canyon so we could call her back. FML
Today, I went hiking with my family. A local had told us about the trail, saying the two mile walk would lead us to a seventy-foot waterfall. After seven miles of trekking in the sweltering sun with no food, we finally found the waterfall. It was barely ten feet tall. FML
Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML
Today, my family and I went on a hike to a local abandoned gold mine, with the hopes of being able to explore the caves. What we didn't expect was four miles of treacherous, rocky, near vertical trails that led to the mine. Once we finally got there, exhausted, it was blocked off for safety reasons. FML
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Smooth_Criminal 24
Since you can't enjoy the irony, I'll enjoy it for you. But seriously, I hope your mom is ok.
chottu 16
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Hope your mum is okay!!
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Comments (59)
keiNan_fml 35
at least you guys came closer.
davincidasecond 24
You could tell this story high. Call that tumbleweed. I'll let myself out.
UH60 26
sT Yves
nanxi 30
Sounds like a Hollywood comedy movie haha
iwanttogotoparis 26
Hope she's ok, I can see this being a part of a movie haha
simply_chan3l 13
Lmao! I really hope your mom isn't badly hurt though, jeez I would've thought she would of seen that coming with a name like that.
mikeyb3 12
At least you tried :D maybe you could try again sometime! Hope your moms okay!
patrickalamo 48
Tumblr would have a more ironic place to post this
pabj208 23
Was your car a 'people carrier'?
gracehi 33
Just be sure not to take a cruise on the Titanic II with your mother.
mandy_2480 21
Thanks for the laugh during my 100th bout of mastitis! Feel a bit better now.