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heallven Ostricourt, France

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

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Rosie_Posie43 12

He must've noticed Master Splinter crawling around your house...

Hey, the customer is always right. You DID need those 5 extra large pizzas with extra cheese stuffed crust and extra salami topping. You DID need midnight seconds, too. You oughta give them a pizza your mind.

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Little caesars knows my family due to every week visits.

klovemachine 24

chill, 79, it's just a comment :-P #thumbsdownfor79

No big deal. The cashiers at my local pizza place can recite my order without me saying anything. pizza is awesome.

That's from the Remi Galliard video!

I love this fml! Lol

Did you get bread sticks with shredder cheese?

Is your name April O'Neil?

Embarassing, yes, but it's very likely that it's just a joke.

You don't say. It's not like the delivery man ACTUALLY believes OP lives with a bunch of fictional, sentient turtles, is it, AssTard?

You're just the reply I was expecting. I cannot edit my comments though, as I am on the app.

Next time, make sure to look around in a panic and tell him he has to swear to not to tell anyone :-p.

That doesn't sound like an FML to me. I'd be flattered that they noticed

That could be my father.. Lol im going to go ask.