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heallven Ostricourt, France

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

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Rosie_Posie43 12

He must've noticed Master Splinter crawling around your house...

Hey, the customer is always right. You DID need those 5 extra large pizzas with extra cheese stuffed crust and extra salami topping. You DID need midnight seconds, too. You oughta give them a pizza your mind.

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Actually, this sounds like a pizza guy that hates being tipped.

Does anyone else notice it's the exact same apartment as Monica's?

Why are they living in monica's apartment?

This is nothing. I missed going to Rosa's Cafe and Tortilla Factory for a week, and the next time I walked in the entire staff behind the counter stopped what they were doing to yell at me asking where I had been. I guess I might have been going there a little too much.

This is not a fml lol

That's great. I love pizza.

microbemaster 17

Say yes