heallven
Ostricourt, France
Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML
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Rosie_Posie43 12
He must've noticed Master Splinter crawling around your house...
Pleonasm 36
Hey, the customer is always right. You DID need those 5 extra large pizzas with extra cheese stuffed crust and extra salami topping. You DID need midnight seconds, too. You oughta give them a pizza your mind.
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Lol wot. Shell out another 20 for that awesome pizza guy, he deserves it, as long as he doesn't go too slow getting it there! But even a slow pizza guy is better than a fast one who falls asleep at the wheel! Order a Turtle cheesecake for dessert, you've earned it. :) Don't get too snappy with the pizza guy, he was only trying tortease you...
therealslim 15
Sorry, what?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I thought those turtle puns were pretty obvious, but evidently not :P or they were obvious, just not funny. Sorry guys!
Kkkdawg 27
Aw, I liked it!!
Mister_Triangle 21
It's too sporadic and stretched. I feel like you're trying to sell me something, instead of it being just simple pun humor.
perdix 31
Is Fatty McFatFat a TNMT?
sux4u121 10
Fatty McFatFat, how original...
ICastillo 25
What about Lumpy mcRolls? Is that original
ThomasScott 7
How about Hugh Jass
hobo1235 15
First, you comment a lame insult, then you get the acronym wrong for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.. Really, is it that hard to type TMNT?
Porrim 9
Not much of an FML when you think about it; TMNT is pretty ******* boss.
Ultradmac 9
would have made my day. At least the delivery Guy has a sense of humor.
kingsian 15
well he just ruin his tip
nycwrestler 17
Go to English class
buckdharma 38
This guy must be the "Noid" I have heard about. You should have went all " Little Caesars" on his ass.
erockinthesuburb 17
The Noid was for Domino's.
GothickNihilist 15
"Avoid the Noid. He ruins pizzas." Homer Simpson
Lintu777 9
Don't answer that question he is obviously spying for Shredder!
Whysocool 5
That guy is epic. Round of applause.
perdix 31
That's so racist!!! Just because the Turtles are all Italian doesn't mean all Italians eat nothing but pizza. Stereotypes have got to go!
whirlednews 8
No, if you had ever watched the show then you would know that pizza is literally all that the TMNT ever eat.
its_alyson_bro 6
If You've Ever Seen Any TMNT Movie/Episode, You'd Know That They Love Pizza ._.
DocBastard 40
And if you'd even seen a grammar book, you'd know not to capitalise every word in a sentence.
GTAmax99 12
51 - *capitalize, and he capitalized everything he was supposed to, except for maybe "Turtles"
evilplatypus 39
21 - What happened to you Perdix? You used to be pretty amusing. Now you're like that kid that just tries too hard...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I thought it was funny.. Tough crowd tonight, eh? No one is immune from bad comments, except maybe Sirin. We're only human!
perdix 31
#60, I never really watched the show, but I believe they sounded American despite having Italian Renaissance names. I guess people didn't like my feigned indignation. Oh, well.
lettuceGO81 12
Perdix, your comments are always so delectably snarky...I love it =)
cgguardian 17
Just because they're named after Italian Renaissance artists, doesn't make them Italian, dude. Plus, Splinter's Japanese.
Alihb 16
the turtles are Italian?!?!
buckdharma 38
We all understand that you get good deals on them, but you got to stop using them to fill potholes. Maybe you could use your new blender and make some pizza smoothies!
laden_swallow09 35
Trying too hard, mang.