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Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Rosie_Posie43 12

He must've noticed Master Splinter crawling around your house...

Hey, the customer is always right. You DID need those 5 extra large pizzas with extra cheese stuffed crust and extra salami topping. You DID need midnight seconds, too. You oughta give them a pizza your mind.

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zombieslayer83 19

Are you ordering pepperoni and peanut butter pizzas OP?

Suddenly I want to try that

zombieslayer83 19

Michelangelo did it in the first movie. So of course I tried it, I was like 8, but it wasn't bad!

That is hilarious :D I hope you gave him a huge tip! Next time ask him to give you and the turtles a discount...

KENO!!!

I'm sure he was kidding.

No, he literally thought the Ninja Turtles lived there. :-|

Heart attack waiting to happen! Good for you!

Say "yes" and close the door?

I think that's pretty dope

Dude that delivery guy is awsome!

Maybe you should shove the pizza up your ass next time and never post something this stupid ever again.

You do realise that the posts here go through moderation by users and then by site moderators, right? Or maybe you don't realise that and you're just a giant dick? I think it's the latter.

I would wish they lived with me XD