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heallven Ostricourt, France

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Rosie_Posie43 12

He must've noticed Master Splinter crawling around your house...

Pleonasm 36

Hey, the customer is always right. You DID need those 5 extra large pizzas with extra cheese stuffed crust and extra salami topping. You DID need midnight seconds, too. You oughta give them a pizza your mind.

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Comments (152)

theboy13 13

It would be even better if your name was one of theirs, Rafael lol

wanderingshopper 13

I hope you said yes! That's awesome!

Grimnirwher9 21

Should've said "I'll have to kill you now that you found out."

onorexveritas 24

this is hilarious xD

Kevin2869 2

feel honored lol

DAN_THA_GR8 12

Haha Awsome guy

Smallmercy 14

Favorite fml ever

Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol should have said yes.,

ajkwilso 8

That is badass!!!

RoxieAllen 10

Sounds like the pizza guy ever to me. (: