Anonymous
Baraboo, United States
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Anonymous
United States
Chemistry
Today, I wore a new perfume to a first date in park. Halfway through, he kept sniffing the air and asked, “Do you smell onions?” Turns out the perfume reacted badly with my skin chemistry, making me smell like a taco stand. FML
so_this_is_me
Brampton, Canada
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Rydia
Love is in the air
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
fml
Perry, United States
Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
DSM
United States
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Anonymous
Chesterfield, United States
Tasty snack
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
badboyfriend101
United States
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
KCS
Australia
Extreme reaction
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Top comments
Enslaved 38
Eau de toilette?
skeeter551 10
like most guys, he has probably used a public restroom at some point.
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Comments (69)
madeline9322 17
I hope it didn't piss you off.
MeanBeagle 22
rather get pissed off then pissed on.
lilmisscath 19
*than, unless you're into that sort of thing...
MortenM 17
Yea. OP deserves some credit for advanced foreplay. now we just wait to hear, whether it worked
qdawg06 23
Well honesty is a virtue OP.
howtobestupid 16
Then get a different perfume if you both want to be happy that's not that big of a deal.
izayadavisxiii 4
thsts weird that he knows that
False_Stupidity 42
Uh, how is it weird that a guy knows what a urinal cake smells like? They are after all found exclusively in men's public toilets and it would be weird if he has never been to one, ever.
sydneysays 15
At least he's honest..
EvilLittleMan 23
Are Golden Showers foreseeable in the future?
Kasanovastar 18
At least he didn't let you walk around like that.
Kush_BabY 7
That sucks man
CuriousYel1ow 13
Perfect! Now y'all can role play as a lonely urinal cake and a drunk guy who just really needs to pee