Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Just dump him. It's not complicated.
jane14 0
totally dump him.
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Comments (95)
loveeu4ever 0
wow , dump him Now!!.
natas_fml 13
I wasn't worried, but thanks for your concern.
OwNowBrownCow 0
Bruce Willis is my favorite bed time hero.
Peacemaker9 7
yea like that's not random^^^^......
Quest_ 13
Maybe it's his mother!
donttalkshit 0
yeah and mayb I'm a goat.
A_Khalifa 0
ydi for having a girlfriend
anquilla 2
go along with them, if its no date, I'm sure there is no harm in you coming along. If he insists he go alone, yeah rush to plan B . Dump his ass.
KatyB_fml 0
good idea!! lol
xdanixx 0
Aw that sucks! Dump him.
adare 0
maybe by "girl I love" he means his mom :)
tangyterp83 0
is he talking about his mom?
HaxivX 0
*gasps* what a stupid bitch!! (no sarcasm intended)